Today

Comparatively speaking, today was an eventful day.

1. I got up inhumanely early and watched the shit-boring Euro 2008 match between Spain and Italy.

2. I went to work, reprimanded several demon spawn for being annoying in class, nothing too eventful here I know, but I just wanted to refer to them as demon spawn.

3. I had one of those haircuts that feel like you didn’t have a haircut.

4. I got offered a job in the USA for next year, which I am sure everyone I know will tell me I am crazy if I don’t take, but I am not sure if I am going to take.

5. I successfully snubbed a really annoying person I have never liked by pretending my mobile had no reception and moving it around furiously.

6. I ate some strawberry milky ways, hence the picture of one above.

7. I bought a new shirt, I like it.

8. I am jigging my French class tonight to go and watch ‘Kung Fu Panda’ for free.

Sydney’s Motorways – Cheapest Parking in Town

I don’t know what all these whingeing motorists are on about, you lot are simply too hard to please. You complain about the various motorways throughout Sydney without taking into account what these masterworks of engineering brilliance really offer – the cheapest paid parking going around!

Where else in Sydney but the M5 motorway could you pay $3.80 to park your car for hours in the one spot? Cheap as,you ingrates!

Yes, with the exception of the ghost corridors that are the unused Lane Cove and Cross-City Tunnels, clued-up people are finding plentiful parking all day long throughout Sydney.

Thank you Mr Iemma and Mr Carr before you, your decisions to approve major motorways 2 lanes wide has resulted in more parking space throughout our great city and it’s metropolitan area.