Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Breaking News: Disturbing Super Unleaded hording cult holds Sydney to ransom!




It has come to my attention that there is obviously some Freemason-esque secret society that has control of Sydney's Super Unleaded petrol supply. Disturbingly, it also appears that the days Monday and Tuesday are their ritualistic days of Super Unleaded oppression, as almost every pump containing the aforementioned high performance fuel is in a state of malfunction on these days only.

Dear God what twisted ceremonies are they performing with our precious petroleum!

8 comments:

Mish said...

Where's that pic from?

I get really annoyed with Shell petrol stations for this very reason. Caltex is even worse. I also get annoyed with drivers who block an entire lane during peak hour in their quest to line up for cheaper petrol. Sure, that's fine if you have 20 minutes to spare and don't mind pissing off everyone on Epping Road, but come on.

Tim said...

That BP on Epping Road near Macquarie Uni and the Woolies Servo always seem to have cars qued for miles, spilling out onto the road. Those damn shopper dockets should've stuck to offering $5 steaks at the Black Stump.

And the pic is just from a google image search.

Mish said...

I know that BP very well, as it's just up the road from where I work. *shakes fist at BP*

And I suppose it's not going to get better either. Le sigh.

Tim said...

I broke dowm at that BP not long ago and the staff were absolute arsecrumbs about it.

I will join you in the shaking of fists at BP, that one especially!

Actually all the servos on Epping Road deserve fists shakes directed at them.

Tim said...

Mish - given you are familar with the area, you will probably be able to relate to a forthcoming Macquarie Centre rant/post I have planned.

Oh it will be a glorious one.

Mish said...

YES, finally someone else out there shares my hatred of the Mac Centre. *tears of joy*

Tim said...

When I first started going to the Mac Centre it was great, but has gone downhill at light speed.

All shall be discussed in the aforementioned forthcoming rant.

Ms C said...

oooh lovin the freemason ref's...you don't happen to know any do you? i've been chasin for a freemason for quite some time now, but apparently i'm not quite man enough for such secret men's business, but as they say on the simpsons..."freemasons rule the country.." or was that just smithers/mr.burns tripping out? haha, lovin the blog, will have to put a link up on migspace, and it's pretty damn pomo as far as i'm concerned...